Part 2

We played more cards and sat and talked and went to sleep early in a freezing-cold mist. There was the clattering of cowbells and my subconscious mind traced the cows paths up and down the hillside. The next day we woke up early to grey in every direction and soon started up towards high camp.

We ate and drank our tea relatively quickly at Low Camp. The scenery grew more rugged as we started up the gently sloping path. The many shades of glittering green from the forest below gave way to tall, dullish yellow grass with a brown path and grey silver rocks. Shorter bushy rhododendron trees, which soon tapped out themselves, replaced the forest and soon only rocks and a grassy slope surrounded us.


We ordered food and curled up in
sleeping bags for a bit as a savage hailstorm began that furiously whipped the
prayer flags outside. The hailstones were
the biggest I have ever seen but Krishna assured us it was tiny compared to
what was typical up there.


The guesthouse was a bit simpler
then the others but still comfortable considering the elevation. Krishna told us it was a “singing bathroom”
and after awhile we understood that there was no lock so the occupant was
required to sing continuously to announce their presence and protect privacy.
Around 4 we realized the sky was
clearing in some directions, and also that Adriana had locked Monica and I in
the room, perhaps unintentionally or perhaps as payback for when I did it to
her earlier in the trip. We banged on
the door and screamed then resigned ourselves to sharing our single Snickers
bar before banging and screaming some more.
Finally one of the other guides came and said he had heard us but
assumed we were banging on a door from the outside trying to wake someone
inside up.

We went back into the common room
and there was a newly arrived German with his guide who boasted he would climb
Everest the following year. He bragged
about how lucky he was to have been caught in the hailstorm because it made it
all more intense. He preceded into a
long barrage of rapid fire sentences, each designed to show how extreme and
intense he was. We made small talk about
Malaysia and Hong Kong following a consistent pattern. “Oh, you went to (Cameron Highlands, the big
Buddha, Angkor Wat, etc)? You went in a
bus? I biked/ran/flew/dueled my way
there. I passed the bus while on my bike
then mocked all the tourists for not realizing how much more fun I was having!” He complained about the pollution in China
while also bragging about running a successful textile factory, totally
oblivious to the irony of the situation.
I actually marveled at the fact that we hadn’t met more people obsessed
with showing how tough they were, though we had seen quite few other hikers at
all. Obviously the Himalayas are a
beacon for men with something to prove.
I
went back outside and it was snowing silent, soft, flakes as the sun dimmed the
mountains to mysterious shadows. I
shivered as I tramped around on the crisp icy ground, then hustled back to the
fireplace. The lodge was smoky now from
the wood fire in the kitchen and I enjoyed the homey feeling the scent of wood
gave off even while knowing it was horribly unhealthy. Soon the delicious potato, spinach, lentil
curry was ready, warm and hearty and wonderful in every way. I marveled at how they could cook this at
this altitude while the German kept bragging and moved on from how rugged to
proving how local he was, mocking westerners who order pizza in China while
going on about how he always only ate the most local of local cuisines. I shoved my face till I felt a bit bloated
then immediately went to my sleeping bag to curl up until the morning.


Eventually
I followed the cow paths to the main path, but then I wasn’t sure if I was
above or below Forest Camp where we were meeting for lunch, so I got worried
that I missed it and ran upward for 15 minutes until I saw some other travelers
who confirmed Forest Camp was below me.
I hurried back down until the adorable fluffy dogs welcomed me into
Forest Camp and I found out the girls had already ordered my lunch and had tea
waiting for me.
As
we started down the hill I got into a stupid argument with Adriana, and I
remembered how just an hour earlier I had been sitting on the hillside
meditating and felt like I would always be at peace with everything on earth
forever. I remembered a yoga class when the
teacher talked about how easy it is to feel enlightened on a Himalayan mountainside
or in a cave away from society, but its with the annoyances of day to day life
in society that we are tested and really practice mindfulness. I marvel at how quickly I had slipped back
into every day irritations just 1 hour down from the mountaintop.
From
forest camp the trail wound steeply down the mountain and we dropped through
the enchanted forest as enormous buffalo blocked the path. We forced ourselves to stay calm as we walked
past them, while they gazed at us with penetrating, wise, eyes that forced me
to inwardly apologize for ever having eaten beef. I always get the feeling that cows or
buffaloes look through me and see all my sins and flaws.
Eventually
the forest gave way to rice fields with little streams flowing throughout, and
we dropped into a tiny village where a hostel awaited a small green hill.
When
we got into our room the bathroom was filled with big spiders with long, thin
legs. The worker insisted that they
weren’t spiders at all, but regardless she began to spray water all over the
bathroom to drown them. We ordered food
then took the first shower in a few days.
While Adriana showered a bigger spider appeared and we chased it under
the bed, then debated forgetting about it before deciding we couldn’t sleep
with it there, so I grabbed a shoe and Monica pulled out the bed until it
climbed up the wall and I smacked it dead.
There
was a group of British men outside who seemed to be a mountaineering expedition
and they had about 6 local men working for each member. They had huge open-air tents for recreation
and a whole kitchen of men lined up cooking steak and fried chicken
outside. I sat down with them and they
made inside jokes in a British slang that left me feeling like I don’t speak
English, as they recounted almost dying the day before up on Mardi Himal;
apparently they had tried an ascent and gone snow blind in a savage quick storm. It was a strange sight indeed, seeing how
they took over the camp and brought all the comforts of home to the
expedition. The excess of it was
shocking to me seeing so many local men practically working as slaves for these
white men who lounged around enjoying their steak. Of course, we had guides as well and there
are two sides to the story; some who would call this exploitation while others
would claim they were helping the economy.
We
met a group of West Virginians, one of whom was living in a local village. His family had come to visit him and they
planned to hike to Everest base camp but their plane had tried unsuccessfully
to land for an hour in that region before they abandoned and eventually came to
Mardi area instead. They had that small
town American charm I hadn’t experienced in a long time and I really enjoyed
the conversation as we headed onto the roof to watch the sun set over the green
foothills and maze-like rice fields.
The
next morning we were set to leave in a jeep around 10. We enjoyed one last mountain sunrise from the
hostel roof and this morning was clear and beautiful, as roosters called and
cows mooed and Macchapuchare glowed silver against the pale blue panorama. We had one last mountain egg breakfast with
endless chai teas and then packed up to meet the jeep. I did sun salutations on the warm grass and
the owner of the hostel, and older Nepalese man in traditional clothes came
over and smiled at me, giving me a thumbs up and motioning that the yoga was
very good, very good.

“I’m
not happy either!”

We
gave the guides their payment and a tip as we found a comfortable hotel and
took that relished first hot shower in a week.
Krishna invited us to dinner that night and I took a nap then sat in a
coffee shop sipping a cappuccino as the girls shopped. I walked down to the grassy lakeside and
admired some cute little goats that interacted with tourists in a manner one
would expect from puppies.

Krishna’s
wife was quiet and stayed in the kitchen cooking while he entertained us, then
they invited us in and the table was set with beautiful wooden plates and 3 or
4 different types of curry to choose from.
The homemade chicken curry was so good that it put all the teahouses I had
loved to shame. We had joked that
Krishna looked like a Greek God with his fine physique and perfect hair that
never looked damaged by the wind, sleet, rain or snow. He stood arm and arm with his wife laughing
as we ate since they insisted guests go first, and they did look like a couple
of immortal statues together.
He
drove us back blasting electronic music that got me in the mood to dance, but
my legs disagreed so we headed back to the hotel to end this adventure before
flying back to Kathmandu in the morning.
It was a wonderful introduction to the Himalayas but hopefully not the
last adventure, as the desolate, icy backside of the mountains still called my
names into my dreams.
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